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whatisonyobiscuit:

starrysleeper:

tribblesexual-jotunn:

thelilnan:

I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE 

what’s wrong with you peas are delicious

gay people are delicious too

no dessert for you until you eat all your gays 

what the fuck just happened here

(Source: livingsjustawasteofdeath, via andallthatfunstuff)

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

(Source: justjasper, via legit-humour)

darrenpillowscriss:

I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”

(via legit-humour)

penguinhumor:

foreverwholocked:

dumpsterfetus:

gaksdesigns:

“Tearful” by Christina K

wow

are you fucking joking

wtf

(via legit-humour)

purebeachboho:

jallensays:

idgafshutup:

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Rule of Tumblr: You must always reblog the creator of Tumblr sassing his peasants

lol

(Source: t-ribalwaves, via perfectionisoverrated182)

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

  • Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • Me: We cool?
  • Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • Me: So...can I get out now?
  • Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

mollywhoaftw:

crowleys-angel:

crayolaxmonster:

tayvengeance:

4rcticmonkey:

Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice

sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices

Sometimes I talk and nobody notices 

At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

Just like my social life

(Source: brendonboredurie, via legit-humour)

marielikestodraw:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

you have betrayed me, human
your days are numbered

oh my god ITS FACE.

marielikestodraw:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

you have betrayed me, human

your days are numbered

oh my god ITS FACE.

(Source: our-zoo, via legit-humour)

fighting-morgana-with-souflles:

daughterofgallifrey:

catswithbenefits:

if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be

Maybe you accidentally wiped out the human race so there is nobody to stop you in the future

WELL AREN’T YOU JUST A RAY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE

(via legit-humour)

Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldn’t make a difference if you were there or not

(Source: gy-m, via f0llow-me-on-glitter)

whatisonyobiscuit:

starrysleeper:

tribblesexual-jotunn:

thelilnan:

I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE 

what’s wrong with you peas are delicious

gay people are delicious too

no dessert for you until you eat all your gays 

what the fuck just happened here

(Source: livingsjustawasteofdeath, via andallthatfunstuff)

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

(Source: justjasper, via legit-humour)

darrenpillowscriss:

I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”

(via legit-humour)

penguinhumor:

foreverwholocked:

dumpsterfetus:

gaksdesigns:

“Tearful” by Christina K

wow

are you fucking joking

wtf

(via legit-humour)

purebeachboho:

jallensays:

idgafshutup:

image

Rule of Tumblr: You must always reblog the creator of Tumblr sassing his peasants

lol

(Source: t-ribalwaves, via perfectionisoverrated182)

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

  • Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • Me: We cool?
  • Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • Me: So...can I get out now?
  • Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.

n0dlove:

willinoise:

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^lil playa~~

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so does this make me a fucked up individual or

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD

(via legit-humour)

mollywhoaftw:

crowleys-angel:

crayolaxmonster:

tayvengeance:

4rcticmonkey:

Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice

sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices

Sometimes I talk and nobody notices 

At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

Just like my social life

(Source: brendonboredurie, via legit-humour)

marielikestodraw:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

you have betrayed me, human
your days are numbered

oh my god ITS FACE.

marielikestodraw:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

you have betrayed me, human

your days are numbered

oh my god ITS FACE.

(Source: our-zoo, via legit-humour)

(via pnanda92)

fighting-morgana-with-souflles:

daughterofgallifrey:

catswithbenefits:

if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be

Maybe you accidentally wiped out the human race so there is nobody to stop you in the future

WELL AREN’T YOU JUST A RAY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE

(via legit-humour)

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

now that’s a new one.

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

now that’s a new one.

(Source: fuckyeahidiotonfacebook, via legit-humour)

Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldn’t make a difference if you were there or not

(Source: gy-m, via f0llow-me-on-glitter)

Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.

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